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Tech CEO applauds an employee selling their dog to accommodate return-to-office (gizmodo.com)
143 points by unionpivo on April 20, 2023 | hide | past | favorite | 139 comments



"In the video, Clarke levies some big accusations at his staff. Among them: that 30 remote employees had entirely stopped logging on in a “quiet quitting” coup. He expressed suspicions that some of Clearlink’s developers had been holding down positions at other companies without Clearlink’s knowledge. He told content writers they should be using AI to increase output “30-50 times our normal production.”

This sounds like the CEO just read a bunch of tech/life blog articles and assumes that all of these trends are happening at his company too. Not a great sign when your boss believes everything he reads.

Feel bad for employees who feel like they they need to continue working there and can't risk quitting.


Regardless of the tone and attitude of the rant, is it not concerning that 30 employees, all of whom are remote and not on PTO, have not even opened their laptops in a month? If I were in leadership, I'd be concerned too.

Hell, my company MDM will automatically revoke many permissions if it doesn't get an automated device check-in at least once every two weeks or so.


During COVID while I was WFH full time, I had a corporate IT-owned laptop whose primary purpose seemed to be to receive massive quantities of security updates and new security software installs, and reboot (it felt like!) every few hours, and run sluggishly when not obviously engaged in the above activities. After a day or two of this, I unplugged it and stored it in my closet for the remainder of my tenure with that employer (more than 1 year).

During the time that laptop lived powered off in my closet, I ran Citrix RDP (client on a personal desktop PC) to access a "engineering-owned" (vs corporate IT-owned) desktop PC located "at the office" on which I did 100% of my normal work.


I left my work laptop in the office and remoted in to it from home. I didn't want to have company equipment in my home for an extended period of time.


> is it not concerning that 30 employees, all of whom are remote and not on PTO, have not even opened their laptops in a month?

One of the employees commented that the company gave a lot of people outdated Thinkpads, so they use their personal computers at home.

I had a company-issued laptop that I only used when traveling. If the company looked up stats on laptop use, I would have been near the bottom of the list for that reason. Doesn't mean I wasn't working.


In many companies, using your personal device is grounds for immediate termination.


This is not a universal rule, nor should it be.

If it were the case here, it seems very likely that it would have been mentioned.


And at many companies, it's not.


Why is it worth complaining about? If it’s true then just fire them.


It explains the company changing its “remote only” promise to those employees they hired on that basis. They gave it a try and got robbed of 30 months salary.


"They gave it a try and claimed they got robbed of 30 months salary."

Fixed that for you.

I do software development too, if opening my laptop was the only metric by which I was measured, damn, that would be pretty sweet! /s


You’ve gone 30 days without touching a computer writing software? I’ve been at it for 40 years now, that’s never happened to me.


No I haven't, I was using sarcasm, to indicate that I think the CEO is straight up lying about the anecdote and it's just something he is using as cover for the policy change.


Heh, I don't always catch nuance in text communications.

It sounds plausible to me, with the recent trend of some taking 2 jobs because remote enables that behavior. I don't know how widespread this cheating practice is, but I have seen people brag online they are doing it.


> , all of whom are remote and not on PTO, have not even opened their laptops in a month?

But in the call, he said "I'm not saying they haven't done any work...."

So- these people can work without a laptop. Can they work as well? Who knows, he's not giving us any details - but this isn't a case of them doing nothing over the last month, or he wouldn't have added that caveat.


I'm local to the area of the company. Peeps in the community here have said they issue ridiculous old or underpowered laptops for many positions and that many if not all of those 30 employees are likely using their personal machines because they're more comfortable to the employee.


It's only concerning from a leadership point of view. If you know employees are not working for a month. Fire them. Obviously the company is moving along fine without their efforts. Why have them login when there's nothing for them to do?


Are those people hired to pilot their laptops?


A thought follower.


I've always thought it was very ironic that the main prerequisite for being a "thought leader" is not having any thoughts yourself


I also have antipathy toward the term "thought leader". It has Nazi/Stalinist/Maoist overtones to me.


aka Psychopath.


Seriously, are any of you "increasing output" with AI?

I get like 10 good lines of code a day from Copilot. I don't even try ChatGPT anymore, as its only useful if you're writing boilerplate. Everything thats actually hard about my job requires the full context of the rest of the codebase, within repo and without, and architectural knowledge of the problems we're trying to solve.

I read another post here yesterday that said "90% of my skillset just became useless" in regards to AI. I don't understand how? Do people spend 90% of their time writing blank HTML templates or empty react components?

Maybe people are just extrapolating. "90% of my skillset will become useless soon". I don't know.


No. To me the entire generative AI play is all part of a repetitive cycle. First people are apt to believe anything and get burned in a bubble. Then they are skeptical of everything and get left out of the next actual sea change. Then a new development comes along and they are trained to believe it will turn into a sea change also.

I'm saying this because so many people who don't seem to have a great track record of being of the forefront of sea changes are making all sorts of wild predictions about what this will bring. Many also seem to want to believe others will get caught up in a bubble and looking for opportunities to exploit that for personal gain.

I realize this is a bit of a rant but it's the lens I've come to view it through based on personal experience. Generative AI seems to be the first useable case for AI but the holy grail- full automation and predictive capabilities still seem quite a ways off because they are much harder problems to solve.


Yes, by ~20x.

Copy-pasting a comment of mine from a few days ago:

We decided at work to run a little experiment with GPT3 to see if/how-much it was 'worth it'.

Since baseball is back and most of us are fans, we decided to write a baseball simulator. We each had a Friday afternoon to write one up. Half of us got to use the free GPT3, and half had just regular googling. After the jam, we'd compare notes at the bar and see what the difference, if any, was.

Holy cow, was there ever a difference.

Those without GPT3 got pretty far. Got the balls and strikes and bases and 9 innings. Most got extra innings down. One even tried the integration with ERA and batting stats in the probabilities of an event occurring but was unable to get it done.

The GPT3 group was estimated to be 2 weeks worth of work ahead of the googling group. Turns out, there is a whole python library for baseball simulations and statistics. The googling group didn't find that, but GPT3 just prompted it outright on the first query for everyone using it. This group got the basics of the game done in ~30 minutes. Managed to get integration with actual MLB statistics. Built somewhat real physics simulators of balls in play and distances, adjusted for temperature and altitude. Not all of them at once, but a lot of really great stuff.

Aside: Did you know that MLB publishes, in real time, all 6 degrees of freedom for a ball, from where it leaves a pitchers hand to where a catcher/batter interacts with it? They put out the spin rates in three axes! Wild stuff.

Our conclusions were that it's totally 'worth it' and is a ~20x multiplier in coding speed. It spits out a lot of really bad code, but it gets the skeletons out very quickly and just rockets you to the crux of the problems. For example: it gave out a lot of jibberish code with the python baseball library; like trying to pass a date into a function that only takes in names. But it gives you the correct functions. Easy enough to go and figure out the documentation on that function.

Like I said, it's a ~20x multiplier for our little experiment.

Action Items for management: Pay whatever you have to and let us use it all the time.


You used GPT to crank out a bunch of boilerplate.

Not to create (or even make meaningful changes to) an actual, working system. With actual users.

There is huge chasm of difference between the two.


Two teams of elves were told to make a simple toy. One team used a special tool, and the toy they made was much better. If Santa saw this, wouldn't he probably encourage his elves to use the special tool on more complex toys?


Beats me, but if you outsource your mission critical software to the (presumably moonlighting) elves in Santa's shop -- you deserve comes of it as a result.


I work in devops, and while chat gpt can write some starting terraform code or suggest aws architecture to some degree, the reality is my job is more about figuring out all the hairy details and how to smooth them out or add to them, in an existing world with a domain knowledge required.

Chatgpt isn't even remotely useful for the money making part of my work. If all I did was write boilerplate pipelines I'd be worth diddly squat.


Their company writes blog spam used for "SEO" for scam products. It's completely reasonable to expect ChatGPT to increase output, because the prompt could be as simple as "Give me a 2500 word blog post in an optimistic tone of voice about human muscle development, and reference the sources used on Wikipedia. During the article link to X at least 6 times." and voila, one customer's scam product down. Repeat 50x.


There must be some people out there with skillsets so low/shallow that these AI tools really do seem like a productivity boost


What a titillating thought, how much more skillful and deep we are than all those people!


Last time I tried it I ended up in an infinite loop of:

me: TypeError: sodium.crypto_secretbox_key is not a function when using sodium 3.0.5

chatgpt: I apologize for the confusion. sodium.crypto_secretbox_key was removed from the sodium package in version 3.0.0. Instead, you can use sodium.crypto_secretbox_keygen() to generate a secret key.

me: now I get 'TypeError: sodium.crypto_secretbox_keygen is not a function 3.0.5'

chat:gpt I apologize for the confusion. sodium.crypto_secretbox_keygen was removed from the sodium package in version 3.0.0. Instead, you can use sodium.crypto_secretbox_key to generate a secret key.

Back and forth. And that was when I was like "welp guess I gotta read some docs now" which isn't a big deal, the interesting part for me is that it's basically hallucinating about what features were added or removed in a given library version, which really seems like the sort of thing it aught to be pretty good with.


What I'm finding it most useful for is grokking some new subject rapidly, so the output multiplier is directly related to how well i know the subject im working on. At work, I know the tech stack pretty well so I'm not finding it that valuable, i use it to remind myself of bits and peices here and there.

In my free time ive been working in some areas and frameworks i dont know at all and the output increase really is crazy. i was playing around with pixijs and very rapidly had a basic UI cobbled together that would have taken me at least 4-5x longer if id had to read through different docs, blogs, etc. its making me much more willing to try new frameworks and ideas out that i wouldnt have before because of how easily i can get over blockers in my concept of how something works.


That is exactly what I have found to be most useful. Not saying there arent other good uses, but boy, does it accelerate trying out new things.


To your first question, I am. And higher quality, not just quantity.

As far as code, it's admittedly not the main part of my job and not my biggest strength, so yeah I need the help. I ask it to solve small problems, not write the entire thing.

For my writing, most recently I used it to incorporate social pressure into membership emails (peer influence and social proof).

On your last point, my first job in politics was creating the MySpace theme for a party committee; I used to create stuff in Flash; most of the toolsets I've used for my work no longer exist. The list of useless skills I possess is endless and my useless skills are way above 90%. You just have to learn new stuff and it's fine.


Agreed, it's good in small chunks. Sometimes I'll feed it a prompt to generate new code to double check my approach is valid. Sometimes it's shown I am the better architect, other times it's made me aware of parts of an API that I did not know about. Ironically, it's helped me the most in writing recursive code.


I think I am. I don't know how much of my time is spent writing boilerplate but it feels like a lot. Reducing that time is a big win.

Recently I've successfully used ChatGPT to generate:

* TS declaration files for existing JS

* test fixtures that cover boundary conditions

* a regular expression that includes backtracking and optional named capture groups

The last one was pretty neat. I gave it sample data and it gave me a regular expression along with JS code I could copy into a node REPL for testing. It didn't get the task right immediately but we were able to iterate until we got the right solution. My regex-fu is weak when it comes to backtracking so this saved me a lot of time.


> Seriously, are any of you "increasing output" with AI?

Depends on what I'm doing.

Professionally, I'm finding it very good for a couple of things:

- Exploring frameworks and libraries for languages I'm already familiar with

- Writing documentation for code that I've written (I don't use this at my workplace to avoid leaking internal code, but I use it as a way to write small tutorials based on side projects I do on my own)

For writing code I find it very unreliable, even for boilerplate.


I've actually found it useful for "decreasing output", or distilling uncharted mountains of my own bullshit down into neatly organized buckets of bullshit.

The stuff I want to write about, I've usually written about many times in different contexts over many years. I can stuff all that into GPT-3, and it will summarize and organize it into a nice outline that I can edit, populate, and elaborate myself by talking or typing. So it's all my stuff, but GPT-3 has more of a subtractive and organizational role than a generative role. It does a pretty good job converting lots of redundant huge walls of text, flame war campaigns, and axe grinding diatribes, into concise outlines, introductions, summaries, lists, comparisons, etc.

I'm using it to organize, remix, and synthesize lots of papers, articles, postings, emails, conversations, notes, transcripts of video demos and talks, and other things I've written into a coherent 8 module "Vaster Class in Game Design". (Like a Master Class, but Vaster!)


I found it really helpful for porting an extension I'd written for Atom (now unsupported/defunct) to VS Code.

Now, if I were writing VS Code extensions on a daily basis, I'd want to spend the time to learn all the details, but (ideally) I'll never have to write one again. This is the only one I ever had to write for Atom, so it's a decent bet.

And yeah, most of the code was boilerplate-- but still ChatGPT saved me from having to learn how to write that boilerplate. At least a day of time, I'd reckon. Possibly several days.

The task was to recognize the Scheme expression (atom or pair) preceding the current caret position, sign it using a password hash, send it to a remote Scheme REPL for evaluation, then insert and select the result of the evaluation in the editor.

ChatGPT essentially wrote everything for me, except the part that parsed out the Scheme expression. It wrote a really horrible regex for that. Fortunately I already had a proper parser implemented in the previous Atom extension, which dropped right in.


I'm not a content creator, but while I would never rely solely on AI to write content that I expected to be useful, I do use it for drumming up ideas and have found that (at least for me) its most effective utility is in generating outlines.

When I'm writing things informally (like HN posts) rarely allows me to do so clearly and linearly, and I am constantly either leaving out entire paragraphs that I just assumed I'd already written or am over-responding to things because I keep seeing blanks and just keep filling them. ChatGPT (and presumably all the copywriting tools that rely on it) is much better than I am at giving me a checklist of touchpoints to hit.


yes, this is my experience as well. but any time i mention it, it seems like people don't want to hear that the AI revolution is really just "slightly better intellisense some of the time."


Same for me, I find Copilot to be a huge waste of time overall. It has a tendency to complete fields that don’t even exist, doesn’t check types, and it’s slow as a cow. It also comes in place of perfectly good deterministic intellisense when it has no idea what I want to write.

It’s helpful for autocompleting pure algorithms but that’s about it. And even then, I feel like I waste time reviewing its output and making sure it does what it says it does. I can write these algorithms myself slower but more reliably.

It’s really not worth its price.


I kinda did, I guess.

I use ChatGPT to generate backend classes or Typescript types from JSON data, to generate unit tests from files, sometimes it also does some browser tests. I also write some parsers so it helps extending syntax a bit (but it's not too good at that). It also helps extracting localization keys, at detecting un-localized keys in HTML templates.

If a project has a lot of boilerplate, then it's definitely more than 10 lines per day. But not exactly "good lines". :)


my productivity has increased tremendously with chatgpt

For example, I was getting an error that a method x was missing on var of type MyObject. In debugging mode I could see that they type was MyObject and the attribute x was there. I paste the small snippet of code and the error and chapgpt immediately identified that the method call was actually returning a collection. I just didnt notice that the variable was a collection of type MyObject and not an actual MyObject.

When Im looking at other people's code I can paste it in and chatgpt will give an opinion on what is happening with the code.

I was creating UI components from scratch the other day and needed a word wrapping algorithm. ChatGPT was able to write one that didnt quite work, but was most of the way there.

When I looking at unfamiliar APIs it is much faster to ask chatgpt than to do google searches.

Even for things like how many police officers did austin have in 2008 are much faster with chatgpt. Ill ask for the reference (always broken) but enough of the reference is correct that I can google and get to the reference.

Lately chat gpt has been disconnecting forcing me to reconnect if I go idle for more than about 5 minutes, that has been annoying.


Same for me. I primarily work on mobile applications. ChatGPT is only good for generic tasks that can be explained without additional context which is by far the easiest part of my job.


Yes for unit tests lol


I think there's a very narrow window where I'm getting useful results out of it, enough that I'm not completely writing it off as a way to help out with some productive work. I do expect I'll make use of it occasionally while programming in the future. But all of the times I've used it, it hasn't been an extremely clear productivity boost (certainly not at the x2/x10 level), and I do need to babysit it way more than people are suggesting.

I go back and forth in my opinion on it. There are some topics where I get useful sessions, there are some topics where it's a mess. The problem is I don't know in advance which are which. It seems to be most useful in scenarios where I either need some extra motivation to get over the initial hump of starting a task (making an task feel more approachable is I think a great use-case), or where I know just enough about a task to know if it's generating nonsense, but not enough to be able to knock out the same results in less time myself.

The other problem is that in areas where I'm not immediately familiar with what's going on, I sometimes have to spend a lot of time debugging its code. And reading and debugging other people's code is (to me) a lot harder than writing code myself. So there's an inherent slowdown there where I have to check its work as if I am reading a junior programmer's code and checking it for errors. Code reviews are annoying and take a lot of mental effort to do well. You can ask GPT-4 to explain itself, but there's no way to know without actually stepping through the code if its explanation is correct.

I also worry that it's railroading me a bit. I had it prototype an algorithm for me and debugged it and helped it expand the algorithm and get it working with the results I wanted. Only afterwards did I realize there was a much simpler way to get the result I wanted without invoking the algorithm at all. If I wasn't in a conversational loop with an AI focused on getting its code to work, I might have noticed that earlier. But my brain was only focused on debugging the code for that task, it wasn't focused on going back and rethinking the algorithm and cutting out the useless bits.

BUT... sometimes it seems helpful with prototyping? So it's not all bad. I don't necessarily want to dismiss it entirely.

My take is potentially useful, and for some people who are particularly suited for this kind of rubber-duck peer-coding style of work, maybe a big increase in productivity? But certainly not universally useful for every programmer, and I can still see the seams. GPT-4 is significantly better than GPT-3, but it's not as good as people have hyped it to me, and I think people are vastly over-estimating its capabilities. I went in skeptical, but even with that attitude from what people had told me beforehand I still expected GPT-4 to be better than it is.

Am I worried this is going to steal my job? No. That's honestly a kind of laughable idea to me after seeing the kind of code it writes and how unreliable it is.

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It's hard to put this into words, but it also kind of hints to me at a much better system, and I can see problems here around the auto-regressive nature of the LLM and the need for alignment training and around the whole structure of the thing and the slowness of generating text over and over, and the sort of forced linearity of the chat session that makes me think that maybe GPT-4 is just kind of hinting at a debugging/prototyping methodology that would be a massive improvement to productivity but that doesn't necessarily involve LLMs or involves them to a much lesser degree. It's in some ways a very clumsy/brutalist approach to simulating a feedback repl and accessing documentation, and because it's clumsy/brutalist it over-emphasizes the natural language aspect. And I'm curious to see if future projects can identify what specifically is helpful here and deliver that without all of the inherent downsides of needing to use a conversational model.

That's all ignoring the privacy/data concerns, but they're a separate problem.


I was wondering what kind of business this company was in because the guy sounded so serious and they run blog and review spammy type websites that act as sales funnels for personal finance, high speed internet and moving companies. Like I am not going above and beyond in personal sacrifice for that.


It's also precisely the kind of thing that no one needs to be in an office to do


a jobs a jobs. but I would be looking for a new one in the process...I'm coming to get you fluffy.


This title doesn't do it justice- I hope his rant about how working moms aren't fair to the company gets him sued.


No kidding. Joshua Fluke plays the whole thing with commentary[1], and it gets really bad. This guy goes on for like ten minutes and just keeps sharing bad take after bad take. If I were his assistant I would be giving him the 'wrap it the FUCK up' signal nonstop after like, three minutes.

[1]: https://youtu.be/xEek505-6EM


I like how this video points out that this CEO serves on the boards of several other companies and organizations while claiming to be "all in" and fully committed to Clearlink.

So children and dogs are a distraction for the rank and file that's unfair to the company, but being on a bunch of boards and committees is fine and cool for executives. Pretty obvious what "good" and "bad" mean here - "good" is anything that makes the CEO more money, "bad" is anything that is the opposite. Classic "mask off" moment.


CEO serves on the boards of multiple companies: A-OK

Engineer divides his day up so he can work multiple full-time jobs: Huge problem


I know these are dangerous grounds to tread on, but I do struggle with working parents sometimes.

I understand having children does take time, but I've experienced a parent that ends up being available around 4 hours a day while they are the linchpin in a certain part of the process that prevents a job from being completed. They're slow to respond to messages, emails, and calls and sometimes async responses are just not good enough when we have contractors ready to put equipment into the ground.

Just seems like at some point, the role should be part time and not involved in some crucial aspect of the process. My complaint should probably be towards the company though and not the parent.


I am childfree and 15 years into my career.

Over that time span almost everyone I worked with closely has had children. And for the life of me, I cannot think of one instance where it affected their overall productivity.

If anything, kids tend to be a stabilizing influence. I much prefer working with the person who is AFK every day from 3:00-4:00PM because he is picking up his kids versus the person who drops offline at 3:00PM randomly because they scored some concert ticket and the venue is 2.5 hours away.

Your org sounds different from mine though. It sounds like immediate responses to short notice requests are very important. Maybe folks are getting rewarded for heroics and not for planning and proactive communications? That is not an atmosphere that is conducive to parenting. Or anything else, really.


Your anecdotal story is kind of bullshit though. More than half the people I currently work with have children and their performance is similar to the ones who don't. I'm sure that one case was annoying for you, but your sample size is garbage.


I never claimed mine was a study. Just an observation. No need for a hostile response like yours.


You opened saying you are treading on "dangerous grounds" and then said dumb garbage. You made a sweeping generalization off of one little anecdote. As a working parent, I am upset with your mindset. Instead of supporting your fellow worker trying to get by in these precarious times, you use them as an example to drag down others? It's lazy and it's bullshit.


https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Check out the "In Comments" section.


You should read that too, as you've broken several of those rules. In fact this very comment pointing people to the rules is itself violating several of them.


>My complaint should probably be towards the company though and not the parent.

Yes, it should. Don't put responsibility on people you know won't fulfill it. The fact people even entertain the idea of not putting the blame on bosses for this is ridiculous.

Surely all the time spent making everyone homogenous and replaceable would infer otherwise.


You write parents in plural at the beginning of your comment but your specific example is about one parent. Have you experienced this with multiple working parents?


I meant parent so I didn't imply a certain gender, but I've experienced it only twice in my 12 year career but I've only worked with newborn parents twice.


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Whilst I'm an atheist myself, religious hate speech goes against https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html


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Now that Twitter has removed protection for trans individuals in their hate speech policy, are people who use Twitter thus transphobic? It's a stretch and a broad stroke. Whilst I understand the sentiment, it's making a lot of assumptions. A lot of people simply follow x religion because that's what they were brought up with, but they aren't a religious extremist or bigot.

Look at the number of Muslims who drink alcohol for a solid example, despite it being forbidden. Personal ideology is exactly that—personal.

If someone commits an atrocity in the name of god, is everybody who practices that religion also a violent extremist who hates anyone gay or female?


No need to attack someone's religion in this context.


Won't comment directly on the strange rant.

But it highlights the reality that something has seriously changed since the pandemic. I have multiple employees that insist on staying home due to their dogs. The amount of discussion around employees' dogs is on another level now, partially due to the anxiety these dogs have when their owners go into the office.

It's all very different than prepandemic, I for one never heard "i need to work from home to stay with my dog" as something people used to say


> I for one never heard "i need to work from home to stay with my dog" as something people used to say

At least in my case it was "I'm not going to get a dog because I go into the office", so it never really came up in hallway conversations. I suspect a lot of people were in the same camp. With WFH they did get a dog, and now it's harder to go back into the office.


This. Literally the only reason I don't have a dog is because I'm not home for 50 hours per week.


When I worked in the office I drove home during lunch, let the dogs out, scarfed down food for ten minutes, then headed back to work. I know others that just cage their dogs for eight hours (which I would never do to my dogs) or took them to doggy daycare every day, which the average day-rate around me is $40/day per dog (and I have two dogs, so it would be $80/day, or $1600/month).

My new job is downtown and at least an hour drive away, so I couldn't feasibly drive home during lunch anymore. It would be a significant inconvenience for me to start going to work every day (or at least it would if my wife was also forced to go back to work, she currently works from home also).

It's also inconvenient for many other reasons, including a 2-3 hour commute, but yeah, having dogs complicates things, and pre-pandemic, there were very few remote jobs, so people just had to deal with it. But it still sucked.


Why not just not have a dog? Even kids aren't this much of a difficulty. Why do people want such an inconvenient and expensive pet? It seems like either virtue signaling or wealth signaling to me.


Or... Perhaps people love and feel responsible for their pets?

This problem doesn't seem new to me. Startups letting people bring their dogs to work was a benefit before remote.


It wasn't a benefit to coworkers who were allergic to or uncomfortable around dogs.

Many people love and feel responsible for their elderly and incapacitated parents. Should companies allow workers to bring their parents (possibly with dementia) to work with them?


I was never claiming pets should come to the office.

I am saying it's not signaling wealth or virtue to take care of your pet. Some people really love their animals, and are willing to part with their money for them. Using your example, I would never begrudge someone spending lots of money on their family either.

It seems you don't like pets, and that's OK. It's also OK for other people to love their pets even if it doesn't make sense. It doesn't have to be signaling.


> Even kids aren't this much of a difficulty.

That's assuming daycare, i.e. letting someone else take care of them at a significant price ("51% of parents say they spend more than 20% of their household income on child care"), or that they're old enough they can do things on their own, like get themselves to school and go to the bathroom on their own.

The main reason I went home is to not force my dogs to have to either pee in the house or go 9+ hours without going to the bathroom. They're not capable of using the toilet in my bathroom or letting themselves outside, unlike people.

And I don't want to force them to be outside the entire time I'm gone either, there's too much risk of bad things happening (one being the coyotes that are in the prairie beyond our fence, we have several hawks in the area so hawk attacks, which happened to our next door neighbor's dog, bad behavior from neighbors -- one neighbor was talking about kids that kept opening their gates and letting their dogs loose in the neighborhood for example, also prolonged exposure to heat, cold, or storms, etc)

[1]: https://www.care.com/c/how-much-does-child-care-cost/

> Why do people want such an inconvenient and expensive pet?

My dogs are much less expensive than children, yet people still have those. And I work from home so I don't have to pay for doggie daycare.

It wasn't inconvenient at all when we first got our dogs. I worked much closer to home (just a 7 minute drive), and my girlfriend (now wife) worked from home most days anyway (this was way back in like 2016, pre-pandemic). Times and circumstances change, but our love for our dogs have not. My job (software engineering) can be done fully remotely and I've proven that the past five years (my current job and previous job has been fully remote for longer than the pandemic also), so there's no reason to compromise on giving up a loved member of the family (and risk something terrible happening to them on top of that) just for the sake of a job.

The period of time where I had to make that long drive every day was only about 8 months, by the way. My wife also had to Uber home every day, costing about $500 extra per month, because we only had (and have) one car, and could only drop her off at work in the mornings, but we also did that for eight months, despite it also being inconvenient.

There was a story that blew up just this past week when a CEO in an all-hands meeting praised someone for giving up their dog to return to office, and the response by the general public has not been kind, to put it mildly. There are lots of people who love their pets and wouldn't give them up for anything (short of me being completely incapacitated and unable to care for them), I'm far from unique here.


>or that they're old enough they can do things on their own, like get themselves to school and go to the bathroom on their own.

Kids can do these things by the time they're 2-6 years old (bathroom earlier than school of course). Dogs never can: you're basically signing up to take care of an invalid for 12-15 years. And kids can use diapers before this age.

>And I work from home so I don't have to pay for doggie daycare.

Yeah, that's a luxury most working people don't have. So as I said, dogs are pets for rich people.

>My dogs are much less expensive than children

Children aren't pets; they're actual human beings and the next generation. Dogs are just animals and pets.

>My wife also had to Uber home every day, costing about $500 extra per month, because we only had (and have) one car, and could only drop her off at work in the mornings, but we also did that for eight months, despite it also being inconvenient.

This is what you get for living in a car-centric society with no public transit. Again, rich people problems.

>I'm far from unique here.

You're far from unique in modern America, but go back in time 30 years and people would laugh at you. It's pretty obvious why American society is so unproductive these days and unable to compete with China.


I suspect some are using it as a more reasonable-sounding proxy for “fuck being around coworkers who cannot shut up for 30 seconds in their open plan office, cannot correctly apply deodorant in the morning, want to talk non-stop to give the appearance of working, and want to commute to some shitty suburban business park with no facilities anywhere near by”.

I’d honestly rather work in a dog park than that kind of environment.


Dogs that grew up during the pandemic likely have a lot more separation anxiety than dogs which grew up pre-pandemic, and therefore so do their owners because the dogs aren't used to it.

Also, before the pandemic, workers probably didn't feel comfortable asking for or insisting on work from home, whereas it's been somewhat normalized now.


And dogs that had previously been used to their owners going into work got accustomed to them being home all day and needed time to adjust.

Before I was approved for permanent WFH, I was gradually increasing the amount of time I went into the office, in case I wasn't approved. It was clear after a few weeks that the one-month deadline we were given wasn't going to be enough time for the dogs to re-adjust. I think two months would have been enough if I kept it gradual, but then one day I got held up much longer than expected and my older dog had a freak-out and ripped the doggy door out of the door and then proceeded to rip off about 3 inches of (fiberglass shell, foam core) door surrounding the hole. It was almost a month after that incident until I could leave to do errands without her having anxiety.

I'm glad I didn't have to re-adjust her since she doesn't have much longer to live. I don't know what I'm going to do about the dog we adopted as a puppy during covid, who has never known anything else. I personally think hybrid is the worst of both worlds, but will start increasing my time in office once the older dog has passed so he can get used to me being gone for longer time stretches.


>It's all very different than prepandemic, I for one never heard "i need to work from home to stay with my dog" as something people used to say

I have. I had a few employees who needed time off to tend to a dog who may have been sick, or needed surgery, or even took a couple of days to mourn when their dog had passed.


Before the pandemic most of the startups I worked at allowed people to just bring their dogs in. I got bit by one of my coworkers dogs when I worked at Vicarious (that job really tried to kill me- while there I got electrocuted, bit by a dog, and food poisoning).


Fortunately workers can now say “I want to work from home because I like it better than your shitty office environment” and if the employer doesn’t like it they can go pound sand and find other workers.

Honestly this works as a very nice filter bubble for me. You want me to be on-site because you don’t trust me to be productive unless you can see me? Boy, I bet your Jira hygiene is a lot of fun to be subjected to.

I’ve made the permanent decision to not be forced to work in an office ever again. It will always be my personal choice where I am physically located: you probably aren’t paying me enough to control my location.


I've been remote for over 10 years, so pre-pandemic, and I'll never understand why they need software engineers, specifically, in an office.

Every single thing I do is logged and timestamped. Every line of code I check in, every PR request I approve, every work item that I close, every time I log into a server, every email, chatting in groups on Slack/Teams, etc.

They can never accuse me of slacking off, because it's all right there. They can easily see what I've been up to all day down to the millisecond.

I don't understand the accusations of people "quiet quitting" who aren't even logging in. If that's true then they should obviously be fired. I get my work done more efficiently working remote, without the distractions. And I can work when I feel the most productive.


> I'll never understand why they need software engineers, specifically, in an office.

Because the basic ape dominance drive that's very strong with many managerial types derives more satisfaction from the physical presence of a large group of subordinates who can be ordered about with impunity.


They don’t want WFH taken away from them, the dog is just an excuse. I don’t blame them - employers reasons for forcing people back are typically equally as weak excuses.


I agree that some folks are a little weird about their pets, but after 3 years working from home, these animals do get trained to assume someone is around. Dogs shred stuff, etc.


Also, some people treat their inanimate cars with more loyalty and love than a pet, so it’s not really that weird.


Some people treat anthropomorphized _companies_ with that loyalty and love, so it doesn’t seem weird at all.


A car, treated right, will last upwards of 100 years, whereas pets have a more finite lifetime. And all they really need is to be stored and used right, with a little maintenance work. Either case is an irrational idolatry though


During the pandemic, my dog became accustomed to having a human around 24x7.

I cannot leave my dog for hours at a time without finding that he has thrown a tantrum -- urinating or defecating in places inside the house, or destroying something.

Because of this experience, I will likely never have a dog as a pet again. He didn't use to be this needy -- it's the constant presence of humans that made him this anxious when they are away. But until my dog passes, the situation is at a stalemate.


It's not the dog. It's the commute and not wanting to be in the office/micromanaged. The dog is just the excuse. I've been WFH since 2017 and will never go back, it's not worth it (at least for me).


> “I challenge any of you to outwork me, but you won’t,”

If people had as much equity and comp as he has in the company, maybe they would - he made that tradeoff to make this company his life, and he probably has a wife/family/paid helpers to take care of everything for him. His employees clearly have other priorities other than to work for a company that doesn't care for them and never will.


This is despicable, but titling "Tech CEO" for a digital marketing company is a stretch. FWIW, no one(very few?) actually in tech company would make fun of working mom's or applaud someone for selling their dog.


Google and facebook are digital marketing companies.


Not remotely the same as digital marketing companies that do their work creating ad campaigns for clients. Google and FB are ad platforms whose primary products are software.


They build the tools and platforms for digital marketing, but Google at least, outsources the actual digital marketing to third parties. If you reach out to their sales team for "enterprise" GMP solutions, you'll be connected with a reseller.


#noteveryceo ...


What makes you think there are fewer sociopaths in tech than marketing?


I tend to view marketing as an industry where it is easier to 'fake it til you make it' versus tech or software engineering. But I definitely can see some arguments otherwise. I just view being able to sustain oneself purely on "bullshitting" other people as a bit harder to do in tech only because, typically, tech businesses have to output an actual software product. But I realize there are a handful of counterexamples, I still view those as anecdotal data.

I'll admit, I don't think their is scientific proof one way or the other, I just view "marketing" as an easier industry for "bullshitters" to climb their way to the top.


This might be true (and I agree!) - but there are plenty of forms of sociopathy that are not bullshitting and “faking it until you (maybe) make it”.


Because marketers don't make a product. They're just locked in a zero-sum game for attention. Most tech companies at least start with the goal of improving the world in some way.


Most tech companies post 2000 are marketing companies in disguise, whose only goal is to enshitify products in service of recurring revenue and spy on users to harvest data.

They might have a public statement of “improving the world”, but this is usually a brazen attempt to hide their actual goals.


Marketing is all about manipulation


This guy seems really unhinged, and i HATE when people with more skin in the game and potential upside act like they're somehow more virtuous for working harder


And they always confuse upside with "risk". Dude probably has multi-generational wealth. His little "skin in the game" doesn't amount to risk: He's not risking his and his family's livelihood on the company.


I agree 1000%.


I watched some of that video and the guy seems burnt out.

He was in the same sentence saying one thing and then the complete opposite. He also seemed far too emotional about things to be a CEO. People questioning his education is because his degree is in Geography. He could have a reasoned response to that for example that he's a business man and the reason he is CEO is because of his business experience not his education but he totally whiffed and just started getting upset about the personal attacks.

Some of his points were salient and others where unhinged rambling nonsense. He's a serious danger to the company and the exec board have a fuditary responsibility to stop him doing anything reckless (like this).

If the board was sensible they would get rid of this guy, he's a major liability.


> “I challenge any one of you to outwork me, but you won’t,” he told his staff

Wonder if this challenge comes with a big reward -- say his TC for a year?


I work at a tech company that purports to build the metaverse. Initially they allowed people to go remote. Now they are walking back on it and asking people that don't want to return to take a package. A quite sad story of someone who has a few months old baby at home. They moved to a different city since their manager approved it. Now they have to be back in the Bay Area 3 days a week (in the middle of the week) since their remote application got denied. Literally forcing a parent to be away from their baby (or be jobless).


Name and shame.


I bet this guys ‘work’ consists of non-stop meetings and nothing else. Anecdotally, in offices I’ve worked at, the people there are constantly yakking, in pointless meetings, discussing nonsense… all day. This is about 80% of the people in the office. The hardest workers I know are the ones that come in a day or two a week but are mostly at home without the distractions of the office.


Good for that CEO showing everyone who is boss! Like a toddler. I hope customers consider this attitude and sentiment before writing checks to this organization. I wish the employee quit though. Not like crappy digital marketing companies aren’t a dime a dozen. Greta chance to escape a toxic leadership environment.


> I hope customers consider this attitude and sentiment before writing checks to this organization.

Upon further investigation, it seems most of their customers are scammers and spammers, so I doubt any of them much care. The more psychopathic the guy is, the more likely they will be to buy more services, since most of his customers are probably connected (either directly or indirectly) to cybercriminal gangs.


Had to shorten the title, since it wouldn't fit.

Full Title: Tech CEO Applauds an Employee Selling Off Their Pet Dog to Accommodate Return-to-Office Push


Hasn't RTO become a legit short hand for Return to Office? Maybe I live in a bubble


That’s the problem. I was working somewhere they signed a seven year lease before the pandemic. The push for RTO was from the board and the CEO because they want ROI on their lease. This sounds eerily familiar to that workplace I was at.


You can sell dogs? Even with desirable breeds, I assumed their value was basically nil after they were a puppy, unless you sold for breeding. Is there a large used pet market?


People often put the dogs up for adoption/re-homing, but i had never heard of someone buying a purebred adult dog. I volunteer with the Labrador Retriever rescue group here in florida and we get a ton of people suddenly deciding they no longer have time for the dog and giving it up, or realizing the dog isn't as cute as it was when it was a puppy/got too big as an adult (duh), so they give them up.


i mean you might get a pure breed puppy for $1500-2k but if its an adult you'd be lucky to get $200

My guess is its just some made up story by the CEO to try to get his employees to work harder because some anonymous employee had to sell their dog


I've never heard of it. If I ever needed to get rid of a pet belonging to a sick parent or whatnot, I'd take it to the humane society.


> On April 3, Clarke notified employees via email that anyone living within 50 miles of his company’s Draper, Utah headquarters would need to start showing up at the Clearlink office four days a week beginning April 17.

I’d love to know more. How many people were affected, did they protest or resign, how long was the company remote, what about people unwilling to return to the office, etc.


In everything you do in life, ask yourself: “Is this good for the company?”


> “I challenge any one of you to outwork me, but you won’t,”

Maybe he has to work so much because he's incredibly inefficient.


I'd rather unload trucks at Walmart than work for this asshole. Of course then we'd hear him whine "nobody wants to work", and the iron is he's right once you complete the thought "nobody wants to work for an asshole like you."


Someone should show this complete stain how much his average worker is working per dollar compared to him, and then take away his toys and put him in time out.


To work at a provincial digital marketing agency no less - CEO clearly thinks he is gods gift to something, just not his employees.


Don't you understand? They "build, acquire, and grow digital brands." What higher calling could there be?


> He told content writers they should be using AI to increase output “30-50 times our normal production.”

Take it easy on the Kool-Aid.


That's actually reasonable, if you consider that these employees are literally paid to mindlessly churn out blogspam. That's at least something that AI can do flawlessly and efficiently.


How to identify if you have a toxic boss.


Some of his employees may as well accept the challenge, quit his firm and take 3 WFH jobs at once, aha!


They say the CEO role is a top contender for the most psychopaths. This makes me believe it more.


The narcissism pyramid concentrates its effects at the top. We live in world now where narcissism and destructive personalities can be reinforced, especially so via social media. There have always been these issues with humans interacting and behaving badly, but now they can do so in their own corporate fiefdoms.


Well, strictly speaking, it's more responsible than neglecting the dog. So in that sense, I applaud it too. But it was basically forced on the employee, unfortunately.


It wasn't really forced. The employee chose to get an ultra-high-maintenance pet that required the employee to be home all day long, because the employee assumed they'd never have to go back to office work for the dog's lifetime. That was a really bad assumption, and a bad bet to make.

The employee could also have chosen to keep the dog, and just hire dog sitters M-F to keep it company. Apparently they didn't want to do that, or they couldn't afford it, in which case it's questionable why they thought they could afford such a pet in the first place.

IMO, people really need to re-think their ideas about dogs as pets. Dogs are pets for rich people, full stop. They're pets for showing off how much money you have, because you can afford silly luxuries like working from home (most of the working population can't do this), or hiring a dog walker, stuff that used to be normal only for rich celebrities. Nowadays, it seems like all Americans think they're entitled to having such a pet, no matter how much it inconveniences their life, their employment, their family, etc. How Americans ever got this idea, I'm not sure, because it wasn't like this 25 years ago at all. Back then, people who had dogs lived in more rural places and kept them in the (large) back yard in a doghouse; they sure as hell didn't plan their day around a dog.


I don't disagree




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