That's not how it works. I don't need to know how precisely the NSA "slurps up all the data" to challenge a specific claim the Guardian made about the degree of discretion NSA has in obtaining data from Google or Facebook.
You're right. Surely the leaked documents from the NSA must be falsified and Google et al is telling the truth. And there is certainly no room in the middle. And we definitely have nothing worry about.
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I'd like to think you are more intelligent than this, but the only real other option is that you are trolling, and neither are attractive or plausible.