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[HeyLaughingBoy]

I have two Rhode Island Red roosters that are both quite loud. I only need one; do you want the other?

[tptacek → HeyLaughingBoy]

Can I slaughter and eat it?

[nitrogen → tptacek]

I wouldn't recommend it -- from what I've heard, rooster meat is really tough.

[ninguem2 → nitrogen]

You have to boil the shit out of it. Try Coq au Vin.