On: 'We hacked the FBI:' Hackers say they have data on all FBI employees

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It's too soon for bestiality enthusiasts to show up in their records. Any new hires to the FBI are going to be immediately suspect though

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Reference for people who missed this wonderful beat of comedy between senator Kennedy and FBI director

https://youtube.com/shorts/BTNmtMB2Pyw?is=K05pyS9GdrS7O3WR

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The FBI now hires life forms engaged in bestiality, either active or passive.

I didn't really know passive bestiality was a problem, I thought you're a victim then. (Apart from the obvious fact you're then an ... animal.)

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"Ain't no rule that says a dog can't apply to the FBI"