Claiming they got all employee & spouse data. Wondering about pets..

autoexec · 2026-09-22T22:17:08

It's too soon for bestiality enthusiasts to show up in their records. Any new hires to the FBI are going to be immediately suspect though

riffraff · 2026-09-23T05:02:51

Reference for people who missed this wonderful beat of comedy between senator Kennedy and FBI director

stephbook · 2026-09-23T07:48:40

The FBI now hires life forms engaged in bestiality, either active or passive.

I didn't really know passive bestiality was a problem, I thought you're a victim then. (Apart from the obvious fact you're then an ... animal.)

autoexec · 2026-09-24T01:40:34

"Ain't no rule that says a dog can't apply to the FBI"

Melatonic · 2026-09-23T01:15:57

What if the hackers ARE the pets ?!