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[npsimons]

By having a DoD certification we can be sure that all the app developers all over the world will work together in harmony and wear matching ties.

Ties? (puts gun to head, pulls trigger).

[excuse-me → npsimons]

See that's the problem. With Android you wouldn't know if you swipe the trigger down, double tap or pinch.

With ADA you know that you send a gun_initiate_trigger_action message with bullet_coming_out_of_the_end action and shoot_me_in_the_head permission