I am one of those introverted people but was feeling lonely last summer and started going to group fitness classes and realized right away that if I went to yoga classes half the people there are middle-aged guys who wanted to look at young girls... Well, I wasn't interested in looking so I started going to other classes instead where it's not difficult to get into something like a high school club in a harem anime.
I ended up in one that was poorly attended (just me) and was trying to seduce the instructor (probably the only way you can score at the gym). It was a hot and humid day and I was starting to see stars and the next thing I know I am on the ground and this woman with anime character hair (the instructor) is leaning over me and looking very concerned and I think... this isn't too bad.
Well she goes down some form she's supposed to fill out if somebody faints in her class and asks questions like "do you identify as male?" and "what pronouns do you use?" It was the first time anybody ever asked me those questions and I can say it is not as bad as fainting is.
It turns out she was putting on a play the next day so I wind up dragging along my wife (who is cool) and my son and my sister-in-law and it turns out to be the absolutely worst play any of us have ever seen so at least we have a funny story to tell about it. (One of the players who seemed male identified himself as an "it" and we joked that fat must be a third gender.)
I ended up in one that was poorly attended (just me) and was trying to seduce the instructor (probably the only way you can score at the gym). It was a hot and humid day and I was starting to see stars and the next thing I know I am on the ground and this woman with anime character hair (the instructor) is leaning over me and looking very concerned and I think... this isn't too bad.
Well she goes down some form she's supposed to fill out if somebody faints in her class and asks questions like "do you identify as male?" and "what pronouns do you use?" It was the first time anybody ever asked me those questions and I can say it is not as bad as fainting is.
It turns out she was putting on a play the next day so I wind up dragging along my wife (who is cool) and my son and my sister-in-law and it turns out to be the absolutely worst play any of us have ever seen so at least we have a funny story to tell about it. (One of the players who seemed male identified himself as an "it" and we joked that fat must be a third gender.)