On: Why wine isn’t an investment

[staunch]

My father would also warn you that your teenage children may break into your wine cellar to take a taste of nearly every rare bottle (judging each one uniquely disgusting). This alone can cost you tens of thousands of dollars.

[whatusername → staunch]

Did you (or your siblings) do that? How was the wine?

[keefe → staunch]

Plus the medical bills from the beating you give them afterwards.

[c1sc0 → staunch]

Which wines?