[jsean]

"We can’t verify if the video is authentic in nature [...]"

In other words, there's nothing of real value in this article.

[pohl → jsean]

If it's not authentic, I would still find value in the dramatic performance. Great acting, if that's all it is.

[artpop → pohl]

Dramatic? I wouldn't put it past Balmer at all, it's in line with his generally disturbing behaviour.

[staunch]

I can beat that. Last Monday I was fired from Google by Larry Page because I kept saying "Bing!". It's just so catchy. Then I got hired by Yahoo on Tuesday, but got fired on Wednesday by Jerry Yang (who does he think he is, the CEO still?) because I still couldn't get "Bing!" out of my head! I'm hoping I can take this guys job at Microsoft.

I'll upload my YouTube video later today, so it's credible enough to post on your blog.

[ugh]

So they will update the article as soon as they’ve done some real journalism? Great! I didn’t know you could do that (… do that and keep your integrity, that is).