On: Investors don’t look at pitch decks for very long

[EliRivers]

The average of two even numbers is an even number

In which universe is that true?

[lgas → EliRivers]

One where all odd numbers are even numbers.

[beat → EliRivers]

It isn't. That's the point. Fallacy in the middle of the argument.

[EliRivers → beat]

At risk of outing myself as massively non hipster, I truly don't see the point. Stating obviously incorrect statements. What's the point of this game? If you're trying to suggest that the original poster made a mistake, grow up and just say so. Sometimes, there is a benefit to demonstrating a point obliquely, when doing so causes people to think about things in a new way and thus reach a burst of enlightenment. That's not the case here. This is just smug hipsterness.