Apple "Genius": So, this is a watch
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Typical Apple Customer: So... shiny... erm, what does it do?
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"Genius": [ Rolls eyes, hips forward for full-on smug mode ] it is the time!
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Customer: I can tell the time on this thing?
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"Genius": it is an Apple watch, it does more than tell the time, it 'is' the time. No need to check or confirm on any other time keeping device again.
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Customer: So... shiny... wait, what does it do again?
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"Genius": Another one bites the dust! Mwahahahaha!
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