On: Show HN: A random startup generator

[sawthat]

I hate to do this, but I did the same thing several month ago. www.launchnik.com

[simi_ → sawthat]

Yikes! http://www.launchnik.com/slaveio

[hnal943 → simi_]

Makes so much sense. Owning your own slaves just doesn't make sense, especially in an urban environment.

[IndianAstronaut → simi_]

There are 20 million people being trafficked around the world. Might as well make an app around it.

[jtheory → simi_]

http://www.launchnik.com/footio

Receive feet

No fancy algorithms (yet), no automation (yet). I will personally send you a foot I think you'll like every day, entirely determined by your preferences. Each foot will come as a surprise, probably not at the same time every day.

[sawthat → simi_]

https://github.com/saw/launchnik/blob/master/words

[iLoch → simi_]

Jesus Christ!

[alwaysmetara → sawthat]

>I will personally send you a thief I think you'll like every day, entirely determined by your preferences. Each thief will come as a surprise, probably not at the same time every day.

http://www.launchnik.com/thiefio Sounds wonderful.

[MikeTV → sawthat]

> A ninja armed with sustainable bags will arrive at your door to pick up your baby

> http://www.launchnik.com/babyio

o_O

[yellowapple → sawthat]

http://www.launchnik.com/whaleio

OP's doesn't have enough io. Yours does. Is winner.

[dasboth → yellowapple]

I just laughed out loud at this: "It’s the 21st century my friend—you should have someone that brings you whales"

[adrianmalacoda → sawthat]

I got Uberio[0]: Uber for ubers. As a site which spits out "Uber for ____" is this somehow self-referential?

[0] http://www.launchnik.com/uberio

[jeorgun → adrianmalacoda]

I was quite pleased with Taxiio[1]: Uber for taxis. Now there's a novel idea.

[1] http://www.launchnik.com/taxiio

[austinhutch → sawthat]

This idea has been done to death, to be fair.

[hn_ → sawthat]

Appropriate:

Gasio

It's uber for gases.

[tallgirltaadaa → sawthat]

except you just added O to everything.....