On: What do laid off bankers do when the severance runs out?

You clearly haven't got sucked into the "I need a $500 grinder to go with my $2500 espresso machine at home" and the $60/kg coffee beans that you throw the leftovers out after a week or so 'cause they're stale already...

(I seriously looked up how much a kidney would sell for when I first saw a $12,000 Speedster Espresso machine at one of my local roaster/cafes...)

You might need one of these bad boys:

http://www.nespresso.com

I can't speak from personal experience, but I've heard many good things.

I wonder if CEO cocaine addicts think snorting using hundreds gives you a better high than using paper?