Aside from the fact this hits Poe's Law so hard that it is impossible to tell wh...

Aside from the fact this hits Poe's Law so hard that it is impossible to tell whether it's an April Fools joke, i am pleased that it degrades somewhat gracefully without JS:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10190786/no-js.png

And becomes downright usable and pleasant without CSS:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10190786/no-css.png