This just in: The PHP developers have an ad hoc approach to problem solving and it shows in everything about PHP, from core language features to the standard library (all 3000, or so, functions in the default namespace). I'm all astonishment.
If you're using PHP you've already subscribed to the idea that using a real programming language doesn't matter, so this kind of thing is par for the course.
I don't have a problem with it - just didn't look constructive to me (I don't and never have used php, but I just hear a lot of people bashing it, which is fine, but I use some good apps daily that are PHP).