I'm assuming, based on the teacher's description (which involved "those little buzzers" and the concept of "trading one buzzer for another"), that these "reservations" they were selling were in fact "places in line". [1] If you built a business around selling reservations at a reservation-only restaurant, where the typical reservation was made days in advance and they were handed out in fixed quantity, I would have more... reservations about the business, as you do. [2]
But places in line? Everybody "gets one". The question is: Where is it, and how much would you pay to trade with the person ahead of you?
If I walked up to someone holding a buzzy coaster at a local restaurant and offered them $20 to trade coasters with me, would you be morally offended? Would they necessarily be unhappy?
Yes, I agree that if every place in line is for sale the whole thing gets tremendously painful for the people who arrive late and don't want to engage in a commodities-trading session before dinner. But what if only one in every 20 places is for sale?
If someone doesn't arrive -- no problem, everyone else moves up.
And, really, the kidney thing is unfair on several levels. For one thing, it's a cheap shot. If you want to take a moral stand on the sanctity of restaurant reservations, do so with pride! Don't feel the need to pretend that your debate opponents are also against motherhood, apple pie, and life itself.
For another, it's a different problem. The laws against paying for donor organs are in place because the market for donor organs is worlds different from the market for restaurant seats: You can't open up new sources of donor organs the way you open up a new restaurant [3], and the difference between the best chef and the second-best chef is smaller (in quantity and in kind) than the difference between one kidney and zero kidneys. Nobody dies if they don't get a seat at their favorite restaurant and have to eat at -- gasp! -- the International House of Pancakes down the street.
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[1] We don't really have another name for this, do we? I've been burned by this hole in our lexicon before. Me: "Do you take reservations?" Restaurant: "Yes." Me: "Can I make a reservation?" Restaurant: "No, we don't take them over the phone. We give them out as you arrive."
[2] I can't believe I just wrote that, either.
[3] Well, not unless you're Sweeney Todd. In which case you can do both at once!
But places in line? Everybody "gets one". The question is: Where is it, and how much would you pay to trade with the person ahead of you?
If I walked up to someone holding a buzzy coaster at a local restaurant and offered them $20 to trade coasters with me, would you be morally offended? Would they necessarily be unhappy?
Yes, I agree that if every place in line is for sale the whole thing gets tremendously painful for the people who arrive late and don't want to engage in a commodities-trading session before dinner. But what if only one in every 20 places is for sale?
If someone doesn't arrive -- no problem, everyone else moves up.
And, really, the kidney thing is unfair on several levels. For one thing, it's a cheap shot. If you want to take a moral stand on the sanctity of restaurant reservations, do so with pride! Don't feel the need to pretend that your debate opponents are also against motherhood, apple pie, and life itself.
For another, it's a different problem. The laws against paying for donor organs are in place because the market for donor organs is worlds different from the market for restaurant seats: You can't open up new sources of donor organs the way you open up a new restaurant [3], and the difference between the best chef and the second-best chef is smaller (in quantity and in kind) than the difference between one kidney and zero kidneys. Nobody dies if they don't get a seat at their favorite restaurant and have to eat at -- gasp! -- the International House of Pancakes down the street.
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[1] We don't really have another name for this, do we? I've been burned by this hole in our lexicon before. Me: "Do you take reservations?" Restaurant: "Yes." Me: "Can I make a reservation?" Restaurant: "No, we don't take them over the phone. We give them out as you arrive."
[2] I can't believe I just wrote that, either.
[3] Well, not unless you're Sweeney Todd. In which case you can do both at once!