On: We have C++14

[tedunangst]

It's really neither here nor there, but every java or JavaScript engine in widespread use is written in c++, so c++ code "in use" subsumes both of them.

[tormeh → tedunangst]

No language exists but x86 binary code!

[AnimalMuppet → tormeh]

Um, ever hear of ARM? (Also 680X0, IBM mainframes, 8051, Itanium, Sparc...)

But then I presume the parent was sarcasm.

[tormeh → AnimalMuppet]

Yeah, it was sarcasm on my part, at least. Point being that only binary is it's own language all the way down (which is of course not long at all).