Oh I have partaken of said kool-aid. Maybe I haven't had enough of it.
I've done toy examples, and watched lectures (Erik's C9 lectures are amazing), and I just haven't found anything to write in Haskell.
At this point Haskell is starting to seem like the sketchy guy in the corner at a party. "Oh you think I'm obtuse? just drink a little bit more of this kool-aid here"
Love, Haskell fan-boy