I've complained about changing titles in the past, but here's a case where the submitted title ("Absolute Zero") doesn't hold a candle to the original title:
Punnery and funny titles are probably contrary to HN ethos?
In any case the thrust of the article appears to be the race to be the first to produce liquid helium; that could easily have been incorporated if the HN editor wanted to make the title better.
Personally I'd favour an editorial subtitle for cases where the HN editors deem the title to be less useful.
I agree. I didn't pay attention to the title until I read your comment and missed this great subtly. For those that missed it, the title uses zero for the letter "O" in OK/0K. As in "zero Kelvin."
I didn't knwo about this site, a true find: the writing and witticisms are fantastic, e.g.
"As [sic] unspecified assistant with quick reflexes reversed the helium valve, but he turned it either the wrong way or too far, because instead of halting the flow of helium, he caused it all to be vented into the laboratory. Dewar's notes do not indicate whether a high-pitched apology was offered."
(Although some proofreading would have been useful.)
"A chunk of helium ice would behave as a single, solid, oversized, and stupefyingly slippery atom, which may be capable of passing ghost-like through certain materials. But that's another matter altogether."
Onnes hastened to make observations with the small container of -271°C fluid before it all evaporated away. He found it had a lower surface tension than any previously observed liquid, and just 1/8th the density of water. The modest amount of the stuff he had been able to collect behaved very curiously in general, flowing with strange characteristics and evading easy observation as if enveloped in an SEP field.
"The municipality of Leiden has made objections as to my working with condensed gases and has not been content with asking that additional means of precaution are taken, but is gone so far to claim in August last that my cryogenic laboratory be removed from the city!"
Kamerlingh Onnes' laboratory was built in the space that was created in 1806 when over 15,000 kg of gunpowder stored in a ship exploded, killing 151 people and destroying over 200 houses (http://www.pieterskerk.com/en/explore/19e-eeuw/1807/
That must have made the Leiden city council more cautious when hearing about potential explosions in this laboratory.
It's a bit of a definitional thing; once you get that cold measuring how fast atomes move is less useful than looking at enthalpy and entropy and the way atoms give or receive energy.
A negative temperature is hotter than a positive temperature. Actually, it’s easier to imagine that you can’t go “bellow” zero to reach a negative temperature. You must go “over” infinity and appear at the negative side of the numbers.
(If there is a mathematician nearby and begins to cry, just say that you must change the topology and use $\bar{\R}^{*}$.)
Potato potato... Negative temperature means that entropy decreases when you add energy to a system, typically because you're approaching a local maxima for the energy state it's in. Bose Einstein Condensates are a nice example of this behaviour.... and it's as "real" a negative temperature as you can have.
Now this is real hard nosed science, rarely done today. I spent 6 years studying chemistry and decided to switch to programming because computers seemed unlikely to explode in my face. But I miss messing with liquid gases at cold temperatures.
Reminds me of this blog, it's not been updated in a while but an entertaining read – basically a guy outlining all the excitingly toxic and bangy compounds he won't work with.
I'm also a chem -> programming convert. The explosions I didn't mind; it was the impossibly long production cycles that got me. After a year of work, I shelved a whole book of research notes with not so much as a mention. These days, when I'm ready to move on, I push to Github and try something new.
"it was the impossibly long production cycles that got me. After a year of work, I shelved a whole book of research notes with not so much as a mention. "
It's funny that I have zero difficulty understanding you when you say you, "push to Github and try something new" - but I'm trying to grok what you mean when you say, "long production cycles that got to me" and "shelved a whole book of research notes with no so much as a mention" - What was happening when you were working in Chemistry?
No idea why the downvotes, I don't think they're warranted. This seems an honest question. IANAC (chemist), but could guess at the answer -- imaging trying to assemble the physical apparatus in that article: it might take weeks or months (Onnes had a battery of assistants helping him...) just to get the hardware in place, let alone orchestrate the cascade of liquids and gases that eventually produces a tiny vial of the objective.
It would be something akin to building AWS from Arduinos, step-by-step, say.
When I read "long production cycles" - I was wondering if the OP was talking about the time that the chemical reactions took, or whether they were talking about how long it takes to write up research results - without getting any formal acknowledgment (such as in a published paper in a journal) of your results.
The molecules I was making took up to a week to build. All-day and overnight reactions made me impatient. I'd spend a day researching the procedure, then a day setting up and getting the reaction started. I'd come in the next morning and might have sludge or nothing or what I wanted. Then I'd wait a few days to have access to the equipment I needed for analysis and, most of the time, would have to start over. One week of work and nothing to show.
After a year of this, my research advisor kind of shrugged his shoulders and said "well, this isn't really going anywhere" and switched me over to help a grad student that was there. The lab notebook went on the shelf and they're probably still sitting there collection dust. No publications, no discoveries, no record of me even being there except the credits on my transcript.
I got the sense that this was just par for the course and, working in the industry for a couple of years, that looked to be the case. Work as hard as you can, paying attention to every tiny detail, and if you get nowhere ... oh well, move on.
Some people seemed perfectly fine with this cycle. Me? It drove me insane ... and out of chemistry!
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Very well written and interesting article. I'm still laughing at this:
"his London lab was rattled by yet another minor explosion which deprived yet another lab assistant (James Heath) of yet another eye."
"A chunk of helium ice would behave as a single, solid, oversized, and stupefyingly slippery atom, which may be capable of passing ghost-like through certain materials. But that's another matter altogether."
> If one physically scoops up a portion of the superatom, the elevated portion acquires more gravitational potential energy than the rest, and since this is not a sustainable equilibrium for the superfluid, it will flow up and out of its container to pull itself all back into one place
ABSOLUTE ZERO IS 0K
Much, much better. 0K?