On: Note to recruiters

[noir_lord]

Hostile takeovers would take on a whole new meaning if you could legitimately employ Corporate Ninjas.

[duskwuff → noir_lord]

…suddenly, two black-clothed men burst down from the drop ceiling, strangle the CFO, and disappear into The Cloud!

[noir_lord → duskwuff]

I was thinking more along the lines of..

"And therefore I want to announce a policy of investing back into the business to phht" New CEO stands up "My policy, lay everyone off and pay massive dividends and worry about the next quarter next quarter".