On: Google gets patent for its doodles (2011)

[swayvil]

Dear people who own almost everything.

Please modify the property laws so that entities like yourselves will be constrained from willy-nilly acquiring more stuff (and/or stuff that isn't really stuff).

Sincerely, the people who own doodly squat.

[mfieldhouse → swayvil]

I like how you slipped in the use of 'doodly squat' there - very fitting.