I don't doubt that you have many other things on your plate but surely there is someone at YC that could do this. Or if nothing else take axod's comment and open it up so that someone on here can do it for you.
Update - Make it part of the Winter YC application. Post the data we need to know and let people write the code for you.
Update - Make it part of the Winter YC application. Post the data we need to know and let people write the code for you.