On: I am under surveillance by Canadian agents, my computer has been backdoored

[unclefucker]

Hackernews captivated by a schizophenic...

[frendiversity → unclefucker]

Correction: Lightly schizoid/paranoid may suspect hidden cameras in implausible situations. Schizophrenic screams at cars.

In this case, it's plausible enough suspicion, let's give him the benefit of the doubt, eh?

[kdazzle → frendiversity]

There are a few types of schizophrenia - paranoid schizophrenia being one of them.