JavaScript damn well needs Elvis

[techdog]

http://asserttrue.blogspot.com/2009/03/javascript-needs-elvis.html

[raganwald]

People are all arguing about whether to use baling wire or duct tape to fix something, maybe it's time to rethink the problem from the ground up.

Nulls are really turning out to be a language misfeature, IMO, and patching over them with Elvis or .andand or .try is really starting to smell.