time for news.ycombinator.com/gonewild methinks
(As a tip for the future: It helps if you make it 99.9% clear that your kidding. Making the joke less horrifyingly creepy would help too.)
Not to be that guy, but XKCD is very relevant here: http://xkcd.com/322/
time for news.ycombinator.com/gonewild methinks