So you're serious? You think the US laws were written by postmodernists and that most US citizens are relativists? Really? This seems like a weird version of a tin foil hat conspiracy theory.
So, you're a philosophy buff, but you can't help yourself regarding ignorant presumption about another person's thoughts.
I don't think philosophy has taught you much about being careful with ideas. That too is ironic. I shouldn't have to disclaim your ignorant presumptions every time you open your ignorant, presumptuous mouth.
Also, I asked you a basic question. I asked you what the purpose of philosophy was. Why are you evading the question?
What do you think the rational purpose of philosophy is?