I know you're joking, and there is value to getting the interviewer to clarify the question and confirm assumptions.
But some of your responses ("define be") are nitpicky to the point of "this guy wouldn't be any fun to work with".
But I always show up for the weekly lets sing happy birthday to those who had their birthday this week. And sometimes I'm the one who brings the cake. That's the definition of fun[1].
[1] In corporate America.
It definitely doesn't mean "fun only during non-work bullshit".
I know you're joking, and there is value to getting the interviewer to clarify the question and confirm assumptions.
But some of your responses ("define be") are nitpicky to the point of "this guy wouldn't be any fun to work with".