On: 'Jonathan' is the oldest land animal on Earth

[TiredOfLife]

I also don't drink

[_zoltan_ → TiredOfLife]

Cold, no sun AND no alcohol? Man that must suck. :)

[mikestew → _zoltan_]

Welcome to Deadhorse, Alaska:

https://partyshopmaine.com/alaska/is-alcohol-illegal-in-dead...

(And apologies for the slop, that was the first reasonable link I found.)