On: Two parallel neural ectoderm progenitors contribute to the developing brain

[akoboldfrying]

Oh, I think we could crank that headline even harder while still keeping one toe on the truth. For example:

"Elon Musk's Brain is Two Separate Organs"

[delichon → akoboldfrying]

Both of Taylor Swift's Brains are Over 500 Million Years Old

[hilariously → delichon]

You'll be SHOCKED at what we found out about Taylor Swift's TWO BRAINS - that's flying much closer to the sun.

[dotancohen → delichon]

People with maternal Jewish DNA have two brains.

[TeMPOraL → akoboldfrying]

"and both are asbestos-free"