On: Global shortage has led to motor oil rationing at Costco

[sippingabonedry]

Suddenly I don't feel so stupid anymore for having a supply of motor oil on my garage shelf that rivals Elaine hoarding contraceptive sponges in Seinfeld.

[latortuga → sippingabonedry]

Now when your friends call you have to decide if they're oil-worthy

[CursedSilicon → latortuga]

I think they made a movie about that

[razster → CursedSilicon]

Time to grow some gills and dive for sunken oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz. . .

[appplication → CursedSilicon]

This could go so many directions

[davmar → sippingabonedry]

Everybody loves the sponge