Reminds me of how my wife, at the start of the pandemic, beat me TWELVE TIMES IN A ROW in rock-paper-scissors for going first playing Azul. That's like... anyways, she lost all of the Azul games, so I guess we're even.
I had a buddy like you. When he was drunk, I could look in his eyes and think, "I chose rock last, so now he'll choose paper to beat rock again." And I won the vast majority of the time (in a drinking game that involved dice).
Also, there's a Simpsons episode: Bart thinks "I'll pick rock. NOTHING beats rock!", and Lisa thinks "He ALWAYS picks rock...".
