well, i say it's high time to ridicule the people who try to ridicule others by labeling them as a conspiracy theorist. i'm a proud conspiracy researcher, and when someone throws this thought terminating cliche on me, then i nonchalantly ask stuff like:
wait! did you mean that as an insult or as a compliment?
wait! did you mean that as an insult or as a compliment?
or: have you ever read a history book?