On: Benchmarking Opus 5 on SlopCodeBench

[well_ackshually]

If you tell me that 76% of your code is dogshit but that's it's a massive improvement over your previous 83%, I'm firing you.

[1123581321 → well_ackshually]

I’d enjoy working with such a person, a bleak Eeyore-Gilfoyle.

[willsmith72 → well_ackshually]

you're the manager who started with 83% dogshit. i'm escalating or moving teams.