On: FBI Hack news on Hackernews is Fake

[brokenparser]

I cannot stand for this and hereby demand the FBI to be hacked for real.

[abhishekdelta → brokenparser]

It did get hacked, but a couple of months ago.

[brokenparser → abhishekdelta]

I had sex a couple of months ago, but that's not very satisfactory today.

[fluxon → brokenparser]

I had pie a couple of months ago. I still want pie.

[EGreg → fluxon]

American pie?