On: Macron says €300B in EU savings sent to the US every year will be invested in EU

[jll29]

There once was a lady in France,

Whose right fist struck as if by chance;

  Her husband, called M...on,

  Said his eyesight was gone,

“Just an eye infection, come on!”

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Is this a really bad attempt at a Limerick or some other form I'm not familiar with?