On: Italian bears living near villages have evolved to be smaller and less agressive

[fsckboy]

or worse, till we breed softer claws, speaking with their hands

[barrenko → fsckboy]

soon they'll be helping nonas with the focaccia

[riffraff → barrenko]

Well, that region already has a kind of cake called "bear bread" (Pan dell'orso) so it's only fair bears start to make it.