Judge Uses D&D's Failure to Make Him Satanist to School Florida on Moral Panics

[coloneltcb]

https://www.techdirt.com/2025/03/11/judge-uses-dds-failure-to-make-him-worship-satan-to-school-florida-on-social-media-moral-panics/

[downrightmike]

Moral panics at the disco

[quantified → downrightmike]

Which wackos?

[cosmicgadget → quantified]

Panhandle: it's wackos all the way down.

[downrightmike → cosmicgadget]

I prefer turtles

[jfengel]

It gets weirder:

"I mean, it was commonly known that masks would prevent, potentially, the spread of COVID, but apparently that was fake news." -- also the judge

Er, no it wasn't.

But I'm very gratified. I've always wanted the conspiracy theorists to go waste each other's time, rather than mine.