On: I tasted Honda’s spicy rodent-repelling tape and I will do it again (2021)

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If George Carlin had just told me what the seven words were, I could have saved myself 40 minutes watching his show.

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The seven dirty programming languages: perl haskell cobol brainfuck basic java c

The seven dirty programming paradigms: imperative centralized mutable static object-oriented loosely-typed globals

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Phew, I can still say PHP on TV.

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Alexa; summarize my entire life into the smallest possible size, and then read it back to me. In monotone.