I stumbled upon a new way to get out of this same situation - they’d been looking for Joshua for five years by calling my phone, and I am very much not him. All kinds of tactics.
Mid last year, I just offered to pay the debt. Conversation looked like this:
Them: “Can I speak to Joshua?”
Me: “No, he’s not here, and I think he’s dead. But I’ll write you a check right now for the debt amount to stop you calling me. How much is it?”
Them: “So you are Joshua?”
Me: “No, I’m just irritated and you’ve won, I’ll solve this by paying you”
Them: “What is your social security number?”
Me: “Doesn’t matter. How much do I write this check for?”
Them: “We can’t tell you the debt amount without verifying you are Joshua”
Me: “Well, I guess we’re at an impasse then.”
And they haven’t called me again for nine glorious months.
Mid last year, I just offered to pay the debt. Conversation looked like this:
Them: “Can I speak to Joshua?”
Me: “No, he’s not here, and I think he’s dead. But I’ll write you a check right now for the debt amount to stop you calling me. How much is it?”
Them: “So you are Joshua?”
Me: “No, I’m just irritated and you’ve won, I’ll solve this by paying you”
Them: “What is your social security number?”
Me: “Doesn’t matter. How much do I write this check for?”
Them: “We can’t tell you the debt amount without verifying you are Joshua”
Me: “Well, I guess we’re at an impasse then.”
And they haven’t called me again for nine glorious months.