On: Parasitic worms 'manipulate' mantises onto asphalt...

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Or he has more time to work out because he’s rich. Or steroids. Could be a ton of reasons why he looks like a freak.

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It's obviously because he's rich. Nothing correlates more strongly with health. The idea that we're classless adults with equal access to resources and only character to differentiate us is an absurd, medieval perspective.