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[dickersnoodle]

Same for me, and my mood is worse from having to reset when I'm thinking through a tricky architecture problem and Foghorn Leghorn in the next office is talking at the top of his lungs on speakerphone.

[Freak_NL → dickersnoodle]

That actually sounds amusing — for about fifteen minutes, before developing a sudden all-consuming hate for all things poultry.

“Now what — I say! — what's the big idea bashin' me on the noggin' with a rollin' pin!”