On: I've built my first successful side project, and I hate it

[a13o]

The wording in the fraud cancellation emails gave me a good laugh.

"My payment provider said you used a stolen credit card. Why did you do that? I've revoked your access."

[pc86 → a13o]

That gave me a chuckle too. The list of "reasons someone would use a stolen credit card" is what, 2 options?

[justin_oaks → pc86]

There are 2 options? I can only think of "I'm a person with poor ethics who wants to get something without paying for it".

[pc86 → justin_oaks]

The other actually happened to me recently, my wife answered one of those automated bank texts checking on a transaction with no, which cancelled the card (and marked it stolen), and I tried to use it before she told me about it.

But yeah those are the only two I can think of and yours is the case 99.99% of the time.

[hermitcrab → a13o]

I feel this should be shortened into a haiku.