I'm not British, but I'm a fan a silly humour. One message I like is:
"I would make an absolutely cast-iron firm commitment to build the 100bn Trident weapon system ... but then I would make an equally firm private commitment after that public commitment not to build.
Because they are secret submarines and no one will ever know...
Win-win. A hundred billion quid. Shove it in the health service"
"I would make an absolutely cast-iron firm commitment to build the 100bn Trident weapon system ... but then I would make an equally firm private commitment after that public commitment not to build.
Because they are secret submarines and no one will ever know...
Win-win. A hundred billion quid. Shove it in the health service"