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It seems most of these are the result of a poor application of a thesaurus with no regard to context, but here are some tortured phrase gems from these "gobbledygook sandwiches" [0]:

"artificial intelligence" => "counterfeit consciousness" / "man-made brainpower" / "fake knowledge"

"mean square error" => "mean square blunder"

"sensitive data" => "touchy information"

"signal to noise" => "flag to clamor"

"breast cancer" => "bosom peril"

"big data" => "huge information"

"ant colony" => "underground creepy crawly region"

"Navier-Stokes" => "Navier-Stocks"

"NP-hard" => "NP-difficult"

"end-users" => "stop-customers"

"phising attack" => "phishing assault"

"emission of CO2" => "excretion of CO2"

"deep learning" => "profound education"

"decision tree" => "choice bush"

"system failure" => "framework disappointment"

"real time" => "genuine time"

"fuzzy logic" => "feathery rationale"

"child nodes" => "tyke hubs"

"state-of-the-art" => "United States of America-of-the-cleverness"

"directional (graph) axes" => "directional tomahawks"

"magic mushrooms" => "wizardry mushrooms"

"max pooling" => "Georgia home boy pooling" (!?)

"malicious parties" => "compromising get-togethers"

[0] https://dbrech.irit.fr/pls/apex/f?p=9999:5



"choice bush" is amazing, and I like to think describes a particular class of decision shrubs.


There is some Monty Python joke about shrubbery somewhere in there.


Must. Not. Allude. To. Herring.


I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day


Choice bush? What it's like to shop at Amazon?


For stop customers, purchasing at Amazon can indeed feel like dealing with a compromising get-together. The find procedures appear very much not United States of America-of-the-cleverness, to the point where it seems some counterfeit consciousness built on some profound education is used not to minimize the find blunder, but to maximize lucre. For stop-customers, the flag to clamor ratio for find appears destitute.


I think you win the comment thread


Has to be a low depth random forest


Better to be a programmer in a garden, than a gardener in a program.


That one is something you get from a high-end landscaper.


Amazing for compromising get-togethers.


"I arrange, design, and sell (decision) shrubberies!"


> (!?)

"Georgia home boy" and "max" are both slang terms for the drug gamma hydroxybutyrate


I like "counterfeit consciousness", it's catchy and probably captures the sentiment of those who are anti-AI.

"excretion of CO2" reminds us that biological processes also emit it.


I thought all of the peer reviewers were stuck in their tusk material skyscrapers, but I guess not. That’s how the biscuit disintegrates.


Bosom peril! Wizard shrooms!


Directional tomahawks lmao!


I actually love counterfeit consciousness as a way to describe AI as we have it presently.


"fake knowledge" works pretty well too, as highlighted by Google's recent stuff.




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