Reason two - Childbirth + vertigo? WTF!
Clearly they should have gone with a rudimentary linear accelerator such as a bungy drop or bouncing elevator type system!
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Like a railgun.
Reason two - Childbirth + vertigo? WTF!
Clearly they should have gone with a rudimentary linear accelerator such as a bungy drop or bouncing elevator type system!