On: The Papa Johns closest to The Pentagon is far busi...

[chiefjosh]

Agreed, but if you're relying on Papa John's as a signal, you're probably going to find out about missile launches a lot later than you'd like.

[bombcar → chiefjosh]

Reminds me of the door: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Wo...

[JohnBooty → chiefjosh]

True, but getting hit by missiles is an even worse way to find out about pizza delivery issues in your area.