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My boss said everything bellow 9 is a failure with a hard look. Our metrics happiness level rose to 9 the very next day. Boss got promoted because he was creating such happy teams. Sometimes I wish I didn’t live in a Dilbert strip.



I laughed out loud in my office reading the dilbert strip line. Thanks for the giggle, that’s a new one for me lol


This is how Russian democracy works. Like in your job, there's a scale of punishment for non-compliance, and the ultimate is being sent to the Gulags instead of getting fired.

Almost everybody knows its BS but nobody is able to mention it




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