If someone calls me and I don’t understand immediately how this relates to something I recently initiated, I just tell them to fuck off. Much to my chagrin this once happened with a delivery driver who was trying to deliver a gift to a friends address. After I remembered I had some apologizing to do when he called again just trying to do his job. Unfortunately saying “I am from Amazon” in an Indian accent gets you sent right to the top of the fuck off list.
