Philosophy has been stymied by too many people treating the discipline as subjective reader-response criticism. This has alienated the more rigorous types who are interested in language. They have hijacked the conversation and made it about automatic, axiomatic, algorithmic, closed systems. This is stupid. Any undergrad who studies logic knows this cannot lead to the completeness that commerce expects from LLMs. Here is original, cybernetic philosophy that emerged from a dialogue with ChatGPT-4.