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I cannot let this opportunity go by without quoting On Exactitude in Science by Borges in its entirety

". . . In that Empire, the Art of Cartography attained such Perfection that the map of a single Province occupied the entirety of a City, and the map of the Empire, the entirety of a Province. In time, those Unconscionable Maps no longer satisfied, and the Cartographers Guilds struck a Map of the Empire whose size was that of the Empire, and which coincided point for point with it. The following Generations, who were not so fond of the Study of Cartography as their Forebears had been, saw that that vast map was Useless, and not without some Pitilessness was it, that they delivered it up to the Inclemencies of Sun and Winters. In the Deserts of the West, still today, there are Tattered Ruins of that Map, inhabited by Animals and Beggars; in all the Land there is no other Relic of the Disciplines of Geography."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Exactitude_in_Science




Or a portion of one of it's inspirations: Lewis Carroll's Sylvie and Bruno Concluded

  "We actually made a map of the country, on the scale of a mile to the mile!"

  "Have you used it much?" I enquired.

  "It has never been spread out, yet," said Mein Herr: "the farmers objected: they said it would cover the whole country, and shut out the sunlight ! So we now use the country itself, as its own map, and I assure you it does nearly as well."


Also Carroll, from The Hunting of the Snark

    He had bought a large map representing the sea,

    Without the least vestige of land

    And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be

    A map they could all understand.


    “What’s the good of Mercator’s North Poles and Equators,Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?”
    
    So the Bellman would cry

    and the crew would reply

    “They are merely conventional signs!


    “Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes!

    But we’ve got our brave Captain to thank

    (So the crew would protest) that he’s bought us the best

    A perfect and absolute blank!”


And Umberto Eco expanded on that with On the Impossibility of Drawing a Map of the Empire on a Scale of 1 to 1:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/arena-attachments/881694/cb6119367b...


There are some funny lines from They Might Be Giants' "Women and Men" that run along the same lines:

Women and men have crossed the ocean,

They now begin to pour

Out from the boat and up the shore.

Two by two they enter the jungle,

And soon they number more,

Three by three as well as four by four.

Soon the stream of people gets wider,

Then it becomes a river,

River becomes an ocean,

Carrying ships that bear

Women and men.

**

Borges: map of an area gets so detailed it becomes the same size as the area.

TMBG: creatures multiply and ultimately overrun an area so fully that their group behavior recreates the ecology of the area they took over




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